if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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