My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
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Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
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All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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