theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
is wine microwaveable?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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