I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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