Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
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Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
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Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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