We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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