"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
oh god the rape fog is back!
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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