Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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