The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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