omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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