All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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