I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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