Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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