dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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