what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Are these your boobs on my camera?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
Randomize
