I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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