babies were throwing up all over the place
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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