You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
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please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
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I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
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