i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
