Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Randomize
