HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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