dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
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So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
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Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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