btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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