I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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