so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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