Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
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Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
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New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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