What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
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It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
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dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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