Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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