Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I love you.
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