And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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