my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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