literally had 100 drinks last night.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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