Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I haven't been this sober since birth.
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
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Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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