; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
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Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
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I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires