Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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