White coat. Heels.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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