No awkward lesbian experiences without me
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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