I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Randomize
