Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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