I need help removing her.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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