I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
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Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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