i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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