Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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