we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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