everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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