yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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