i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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