Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
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My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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