Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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