You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
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I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
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It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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