I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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