Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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