I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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