I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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