I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
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He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
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i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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