i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
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I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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